3 things I heard today at work....

"Wow, you match today- even your shoes match!" Since I am very proud of my shoes I am going to take this comment as a compliment. A compliment from a socially inept person. And for the record, I match every day dammit.

"We have to stroke the files" Hands making stroking movements as this is being said.

"Group grope." Unfortunately this is a lot less fun than it implies.

Needless to say the staff meeting was a lot of fun today. Two hours of migraine inducing fun.