Because 10 Million Flies Can't Be Wrong
I was told that this was the slogan to the restaurant I dined at Saturday night. It was pretty accurate.
I also ended up being a chaperone on my dad's date. I thought it was a family dinner with her kids too, but instead I was a third wheel. I told my dad it made me feel uncomfortable, and I kid you not he said, "That wasn't a date!" To which I replied, "Did you not eat dinner and then dance with your girlfriend? Pretty much the definition of a date."