Why she is my oldest friend
Besides the fact that her family is hilarious and she tells me great stories about her crazy patients, she also sends me text messages like this:
Just thought you'd like to know that Big Bird is cooking Huevos Racheros right now. Am I the only one who is deeply troubled by this? I mean, I know he's not a girl bird, but still... YUCK!
And hats off to PBS for makng Big Bird a cannibal.