Dirty Rotten Carrots

I was trying all day to eat healthy. My afternoon snack was going to be carrots. As I reached into my little baggie for another baby carrot I felt slime. Not the typical carrot texture, so I looked around and found the rotting culprit. And was so grossed out I had a mint chocolate cookie. It worked too. I was so impressed with the chocolatey minty goodness I forgot about the carrot. Thanks junk food, once again you saved my day.