Captain Fritz Tamera Rides Again

After discovering my pirate/porn name last month I didn't think I would use it again (well, at least not in reference to being a pirate). This I found out my city is hosting a pirate fair this weekend. There will be pirate booty to buy (old eye patches and broken peg legs), grog to drink (whatever the hell that is), food to eat (salted fish and biscuits made with weevils), and hopefully unwashed men in tight pants and billowy shirts (fingers crossed).