Fabulous

My night ended with me struggling to remove the shirt I tied around my waist. It was stuck to the big wad of gum on my jeans Earlier this evening I sat in it while having dinner with friends. It wasn't discovered until I began walking away that the sound of laughter and pointing fingers became my guide to trouble. My friend first tried to remove it. Did I mention the gum was attached to a card board holder? We soon learned how much bigger the gum spot can become when you attempt to remove the card board it's attached to. So I tied a shirt around my waist. Fast forward to me in my living room trying to remove the shirt that was now stuck to my jeans. Thank God it's a 3 day weekend.

Maybe The Olive Garden Can't Handle My Bad Week

Since I lunched at Sweet Tomatoes and spilled a cup of chili all over my arm and then knocked it out of my hand to spill all over the floor. I also accidentally let a little cup of butter fly across the bread area. Luckily it did not land on anyone. Maybe tonight's dinner will be awkward due to my knocking the endless salad on the birthday girl, and not because of a fighting couple.