My parents think I'm gay. Thanks CBS.

I just got this in an email at work:

The following complaint was sent to the Federal Communications Commission regarding Prince’s performance at this year’s half-time show at the Super Bowl.

“It was obscene to show Prince, a homosexual person, through a sheet (so) as to show his silhouette while his guitar showed a very phallic symbol coming from below his midriff section. I am very offended and would prefer not to have showed it to my four children who love football. One of them has hoped to be a quarterback, and now he will turn out to be gay. I am actually considering to check him for HIV. Thanks, CBS, for turning my son gay.”

This is so stupid I don't even know what else to say.